What fugitive247 has done in 2008

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My favorite memory of Tori Amos

...is actually more than one. I knew her in high school when she was still “Ellen.” We sat next to each other in Mr. Benedict’s first period choir class, 1st soprano section. She had already been singing for ages and had started doing the D.C. club circuit. Even back in ‘79-’80 she knew she was going to be “Tori.” I never doubted this. And yes, she has always had a fantabulous voice.

Back to the favorite memory theme… I sure don’t remember- and I’ll bet Tori doesn’t either- just how many times poor ol’ Mr. B. scolded us for chatting and/or cutting up during rehearsals. It was kind of like having your grandpa miffed at you, but not enough to get really bent about it.

On those occasions Tori and I would look at each other trying to gauge just how perturbed Mr. B. actually was with us. Then would come the stifled snorts and giggles as we tried to regain composure. This was usually when the little platinum blonde princess wanna-be who sat in front of us would turn around and mutter stuff like, “Oh my God- you’re both so immature!”

Yeah, Freddie. Thanks for sharing.

Why I admire sapphoq

Sapphoq (“Spike” to her friends) is one of those rare souls who can make a positive impact on others without deliberately trying. There may not be enough words in the English language to properly express all of the wonderful traits with which this individual has been gifted.

Why I admire fugitive247

She knows strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

Why I want to meet Hawkmeister

Both my gut instincts and my “womanly intuition” tell me that there’s far more to Mr. Hawkmeister than anything presented through words and imagery. And the twinkle in his eye is absitively, posolutely irresistable. ;oD

One thing you probably didn't know about me

Opus the Penguin, created by fabulous cartoonist Berke Breathed, was the Higher Power of my understanding many, many 24 hours ago.

Hey- don’t you dare laugh at my Higher Power! /me giggles…

Why I admire The Dude Dean

Suspicions may go forever unconfirmed by medical science, but we may have genetic linkage. Even if we don’t, El Duderino is one righteous individual.

Something that just happened to me

My husband and I just got approved for grant funds to turn our Ozarks homestead into more of a farm instead of a long-term land rehabbing project.

A question I have about George Carlin

George, what’s your definition of a sell-out? And no, I’m not implying anything towards you. Never! Thanks.

A question people often ask about me

Them: Are you some kind of fugitive from the law?

Me: The answer to that is no. Now pay me one dollar.

Them: Whut? Why should I give you a buck?

Me: Years ago I decided to impose a fine to each and every idiot who asked a question of a criminal nature in regards to my name.

One thing you probably didn't know about me

I aced several psych courses taught by a former advisor to U.S. Presidents Kennedy and Johnson.


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